- [ Rings ] Whoo-hoo! He swore he'd kill me too. Episode tersebut awalnya disiarkan dalam saluran Fox di Amerika Serikat pada 25 Oktober 1998. Simpsons Scripts - Springfield! That's my face, you idiot! "Treehouse of Horror IX" is the fourth episode in the tenth season of the American animated television series The Simpsons. - Is there anything you can prescribe, Doctor? (GROANING) (EXCLAIMING) Hey, Flanders gave us toothpaste. Dad's trying to kill me! Episode: "Treehouse of Horror XXII" Year: 2011 A parody of The Diving Bell and the Butterfly feels tasteless — and worse, not seasonally appropriate. Lisa turns off the lights. A filthy old bartender Moe Szyslak has watered down his last highball. Use the remote! - [ Gulps ] - We'll return with How Dracula Got His Groove Back. - [ Audience Affirming ] - [ Groans ] You know, somebody needs to learn your green ass some responsibility. How are Bart and Lisa going to get out of this one? [ Rattles ] - [ Squeaks ] - Poor, Maggie. You have been selected for our crossbreeding program. [ Gasps ] Help! It guest stars Jerry Lewis as Professor John Frink Sr., Jennifer Garner, Dudley Herschbach, and Oscar de la Hoya as themselves. No, not you. Yeah, I got a question for that gross thing, whatever it is. Or we will destroy all your leaders in Washington. [ Normal Voice ] But I look so youthful and hunky. - Insemination complete. [ Wind Whistling ] [ Electricity Crackling ] [ Screaming ] Boring. "Treehouse of Horror IX" adalah episode keempat dari musim kesepuluh The Simpsons. Apu: (gasps) Snake? [ Laughing ] [ Bart ] Don't forget Ken Starr! Ah, you're looking unusually focused this morning. How could you? Now that's what I call a bad hair day. Well, you're about to get a whole lot angrier because we have the extramarital extraterrestrial backstage in a soundproofbooth where he can't hear us. If you're that baby's daddy, where you been at? No! What's the message? [ Buzzing ] - [ Screaming ] - [ Chomping ] Ooh, that is gonna hurt tomorrow. [ Chuckles ] Oh, you'll never make it stick, dude. Marge sits in the middle of the front room with a flashlight. What can I do for you and your new 'do? Get ready for the violentest, disembowelingest vomit-inducingest Itchy and Scratchy Halloween special ever! [ Humming ] Who wants to see their sexy new daddy? Episode: AABF01note (This was the first episode to use the current production … Hey. I'd love to stay, but I have an early meeting tomorrow. [ Gasps ] You intergalactic hussy! On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. - [ Dings ] - [ Gasps ] You cannot smoke in here. (ALL GASPING) (SCREAMING) (CHUCKLING) Splendid job, Batsy. [1] For faster navigation, this Iframe is preloading the Wikiwand page for Treehouse of Horror IX . [ Grunting ] Don't you ever get tired of being wrong? [9F04] Treehouse of Horror III ... Marge: Now Bart, you can find just as much horror around the house. Oh. Freeze, hair ball! - [ Corkscrew Twisting ] - Oh. TV Show Episode Scripts. I told you capital punishment isn't a deterrent. [ Snake's Voice ] You sent me to the chair. Commander Kang, receiving transmission from Infant Pod 1 3. What the hell] Get the fucking baby off. [ Groans ] Another of Springfield's beloved citizens was murdered today. - Aah! - Look! Lisa th… Dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show. - [ Dings ] - [ Gasps ] You cannot smoke in here. Ah, mornin', Homer. Treehouse of Horror XIX features robots attacking each other, Homer becoming an assassin for advertising executives, and the Grand Pumpkin coming to life and attacking people. In the 26th annual fright fest, when Apu runs out out of product ingredients, he kills people for body parts, in Dial K For Kwik-E-Mart, the class chick mutates in Chickedy-Pie, and the world is hypnotised by Ralph, in Ralph. - It all happened about two years ago. There I was having a great time in the backyard when without warning, I was abducted by aliens. It's hammer time, snitchy. It first aired on the Fox network in the United States on October 25, 1998. Reg, there's no cilantro in it. I don't get it. [ Owl Hooting ] - [ Muttering ] - [ Snoring ] [ Snake's Voice ] Later, chickie-pie. [ Laughing ] [ Laughing ] Why are you laughing? How come they only do crucifixions during sweeps? Jerry Springer didn't solve our conflict. [ Groans ] Oh, Homer, you're not going as a hobo again are you? [ Slurping ] I'm afraid we have no leads, but I can safely say Apu did not suffer. Marge, they found a donor. [ Slurps ] I'm telling you, this cilantro really gives it a zing! Well- [ asshole ] hyperbolic paraboloid- [ Fucking rape ] your mama. - [ Audience Oohing ] - [ Shouts ] Hey, hey kids! There's only one man who can settle an argument this bizarre. How long were you going to let me keep drinking this thing? Good lines, nice balance. That won't scare anybody. "Treehouse of Horror XIX" is the fourth episode of the twentieth season of The Simpsons. - Have you decreased in mass? [ Whimpering ] You've got to fight the hair, Dad. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. - [ Gasps ] I'm going to totally kill both of you. Look, Marge! - [ Tires Screeching ] - [ Groaning ] [ Gasps ] We're done for, Bart. - [ Gasping ] I'll show you, hair! She passes food around to the children that represents parts of the witch's body. ! Lisa, look out! It is the first-ever "Treehouse of Horror" episode and has since been followed by a yearly "Treehouse of Horror" episode. Hands up, scuzbag! What are you talking about? In "Hell Toupee," the hairpiece of a condemned man wreaks havoc on Springfield. (SCREECHING) Ah, Ethnictown, where hardworking immigrants dream of becoming lazy, overfed Americans. [ Screaming ] - I love you, Son. Maggie lost her baby legs. Many of the tales feature Affectionate Parodies of contemporary Horror Films.Others are inspired by more traditional horror — there is even a Dramatic Reading of Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven" in the first "Treehouse" episode.. - [ Audience Cheering ] - Hey! One-eyed, two-timing- piece of shit ] I'm gonna- [fuck you ] Oh, yeah? Marge begins with a scary story about a witch who died a horrible death. It was first shown on October 25, 1990. It was first broadcast in the United States on the Fox Network on October 25, 1998. Magic Treehouse, The Treehouse, John Horrocks, Horrorscope, Treehouse of Horror XXX, Treehouse of Horror X, Treehouse of Horror, Treehouse of Horror II [ Bell Ringing ] Treehouse of Horror IX Treehouse of Horror IX Apu: Ooh! They take place outside the show's normal continuity and completely abandon … script. People! That changed with Treehouse IX. Everyone Snake swore revenge on is being murdered! Treehouse of Horror IV. I can't believe it! Ow! Bart and Lisa enter an Itchy & Scratchy cartoon in "The Terror of Tiny Toon. You're killing me! Homer: (in Snake's voice) I know you are, but what am I? [ Screams ] - My school picture. Homer, how did it feel to learn your baby was fathered by a drooling space octopus? - [ Screaming ] - [ Revving ] - ## [ Humming ] Hmm. 2. First, you torched that orphanage, then you blew up that bus full of nuns. If only you could tell us what's happening to you. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror_IX?oldid=79346. - D'oh! It's almost as if he's killing from beyond the grave. - Homer Simpson, you're under arrest for the murders of Moe Szyslak and Apu Nahasa- pasa- Ah,just Moe. Yeah! [ Coughs ] Oh, God. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. It's time I paid a visit to - my daughter. ''Larval stage completed. '' - Aw! [ Chomping ] - [ Fussing ] - I know how to cheer you up. On the top. Maggie is the alien/human mutant from "Treehouse of Horror IX" and Lisa is the victim of an axe murder. - What's wrong with the TV? That's horrible. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! Let's hope they put their differences aside and do what's best for Maggie. You'll never harm another person with secondhand smoke. But you're dead! Oh. Boy, you're getting this transplant just in time, Homer. [ Electronic Bell Rings ] Whoo! The Simpsons AABF01 - Treehouse of Horror IX Episode Script. - Sorry. - Daddy would like a word with you, Barty. Get off the- [ Hissing ] [ Shouting ] Bad baby! - [ Groans ] Referensi Pranala luar. To put you at ease, we have re-created the most common spawning locations of your species. "The Simpsons" Treehouse of Horror IX (TV Episode 1998) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. - Hey-oh! Huh? - [ Crackling ] - [ Shouts ] [ Doorbell Rings ] Trick or treat! But since I have no choice, I'll take the alley. The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror is an annual special episode of The Simpsons consisting of several parodies of horror movies, TV shows, novels, and other horror elements. Chraol an ceathrú eipeasóid, "Treehouse of Horror IX", den deichiú sraith The Simpsons ar an 25 Deireadh Fómhair 1998.Scríobh Donick Cary, Larry Doyle agus David S. Cohen an eipeasóid seo. The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror is a series that is currently running and has 3 seasons (18 episodes). [ Snake's Voice ] Shut your squeal-hole, booze jockey. Cheiliúradar an eipeasóid seo Oíche Shamhna, agus is an naoú eipeasóid a cheiliúrtar Oíche Shamhna í.. 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